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Abide Men's Crew Socks

Regular price $12.00

Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here! White Russian, to be exact. The perfect drink for a few frames of bowling... and maybe a botched ransom drop.

Think of these socks as little rugs that really tie your feet together. (Fuckin 'ey!) Just better hope that no one pees on them in a case of mistaken identity.

Men's one size crew socks
Cotton/Poly/Spandex blend
Made for extreme softness and comfort
Designed specifically for bi-pedal primates
Turns regular feet into "Feets of Greatness"